The King is Dead: Rap of the Amalekite
(To the new king, David: Based on 2 Samuel 1:1-16)
(I come from the king,
He is laid very low;
Jonny's no better,
You don't wanna know!
King Saul said, "Come here,
I'm in a bad way,
Could ya do me a favor?
I don't wanna stay!"
I looked him in the eye,
I could see he was done.
"You're goin' to die
And you're not the only one."
I took off his crown
And his armband too.
I knew you would need them
To prove your throne is True.
You killed my people
But now you're a king,
Why can't we be friends
And start a new thing?
You're gonna write history—
The winners always do!
I hoped for a reward
But I met my Waterloo!
For bringing bad news
I shouldn't have to "fry."
I should'a known better
Than to trust this guy!